Have You Seen My Sex Drive?
Posted on 10 August 2011
Inside my office, this question feels safe. Outside my office, you're on your own. It's too personal. No one wants to risk opening up to friends who don't get it.
“No orgasm in months? How terrible for you!”
Trust me, they get it. (And if you forwarded this post to them, they just might smile with relief.)
Now that we’re all on the same page, I have a crazy idea.
I want you to pretend your fairy-sexy-godmother has just appeared.
Yes, the one with the magic wand.
She has the power to wave this wand and to bring your sexy back.
In return, you must complete one of these under-the-covers missions.
Which mission can she put you down for?
___ Mission 22. Travel back in time to when you were 22 & hot. Seduce everyone using your current levels of smarts and witty banter, combined with your old levels of hormones.
___ Mission Pink Diamond. Immerse yourself in a world of mystery and intrigue, wherein you catch jewel thieves by day, and enjoy dining and salsa dancing with your partner by night, who is also secretly in love with you.
___ Mission Love Letter. Begin a passionate love-letter relationship with your favorite TV actor, _____. Exude so much confidence from this exchange that everyone who sees you in real life feels compelled to buy you dinner.
___ Mission Paris. Go undercover to a hotel in Paris, where you are disguised as the elegant benefactress to a young poet, who happens to be your sweetheart, also in disguise.
___ Mission Ball Crasher. Crash a real prince’s ball wearing a Cinderella-inspired ball gown. You’ve never had a fairy-sexy-godmother before, but you like it!
___ Mission Surf. Travel to Hawaii for an all-inclusive vacation on a private island, with surfing lessons followed by yoga on the beach.
___ Mission Naptime. Really, I just want a long, long nap in a luxury suite in an exotic city where no one even knows my name. Can you make that happen, FSG?
Can’t wait to see your answers—and to reveal how that magic wand may be closer than you think! Let us know your vote in the by leaving a comment, and next we will reveal the most popular choices!
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